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Saturday, August 30, 2014

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Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Drivers Ed Student

As the new drivers ed student drove through the red light at the intersection, the instructor admonished him and asked, "Why did you ...
Why don't you do that?

A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?...
Passing Gas

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I t...
The Stall

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?' I'm not the type to st...
Fly in my soup

"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" "Don't worry, sir, the spider in your salad will get it."
They Got Mom!

My mother was away all weekend at a business conference. During a break, she decided to call home, collect. My six-year-old brother p...
It's been a rough week...
Airport Security

Working as a secretary in an international airport, my sister had an office adjacent to the room where security temporarily holds suspects...
Vanishing Pastry

On a visit to New York, an Englishman and a Scotsman go to a pastry shop. The Englishman whisks three cookies into his pocket with lig...

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