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Tuesday, August 22, 2017

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No one listened
The List

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list o...
Japanese Doctor

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it...
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered...

I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran? I finally got my head to...
Hey I just met you...
A man of his word.

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Man eating grass

He stops and asks, "Hey! Why are you eating grass?" The man replies, "I'm out of money, I lost my job and I haven...
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. ...
Tired of people using your mug?
The Italian Cow

The only cow in a small town in Northern Italy stopped giving milk. So the town folk found they could buy a cow in Sicily quite cheaply....

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