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Thursday, June 8, 2017

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Strip-searched

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve lugga...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Little Johnny

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys a...
Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
My Daughter Is Moving Out

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all m...
Mine used to be an eagle too
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husba...
No fat chicks - It's the Law!
Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

If you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. What do you do? Our plan g...
An Amish family goes to the mall...

The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely lar...

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