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Monday, May 29, 2017

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Strip-searched

As we waited just off the runway for another airliner to cross in front of us, some of the passengers were beginning to retrieve lugga...
No fat chicks - It's the Law!
Ladies discuss the struggles of getting older

One said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remembe...
Little Johnny

Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys a...
My Daughter Is Moving Out

Last night, my daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all m...
An Amish family goes to the mall...

The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely lar...
A Woman Shoots Her Husband For Stepping On The Clean Floor

A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. “I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husba...
Parrot with no feet or legs

A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy says al...
Devoted Wife

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed...
Mine used to be an eagle too

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