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Monday, October 13, 2014

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The List

Because I had forgotten the dates for a number of my friends and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, I decided to compile a list o...
Ole' Blue

A young Arkansan boy goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend,...
A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink. ...
A couple are sitting in their living room...

A couple are sitting in their living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you!” “Is that you or the wine talkin...
Hey I just met you...
A devout Christian named Tom...

A devout Christian named Tom is on his deathbed. His pastor arrives and comes into his room. As soon as the pastor steps in Tom...
Pee in a cup

When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor’s office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, “Do...
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered...

I started out with nothing ... I still have most of it. When did my wild oats turn to prunes and All-Bran? I finally got my head to...
Unhappy Fans

Three fans were bemoaning the sorry state of their football team. “I blame the general manager,” said the first fan. “If he signed be...

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